I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw
hey i made a baby outta that
Which path should he choose?
The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose
Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?
Under the tree, or under the old fort?
By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves
A lovely choice!
Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?
Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting
Sounds fun!
Which shell should he pick up?
This one
That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.
Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?
He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!
The crab wants to give a gift in return.
Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?
the gift of friendship :)
Friendship acquired!
Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?
The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)
So many options!
Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?
Seasar salad
Nothing beats getting it straight from the source
Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?
What about that sword in the first panel?
The circle is complete.
Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.
Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.
Thank you to everyone who participated!
Yeah we should do this for action scenes too. Have Aragorn draw his sword and fade to black and the fellowship have killed all the Uruk Hai.
This is the weird wave of purity culture that I mentioned a day or two ago. If you really are *an adult* then you can decide whether or not to watch films and tv shows with sex scenes.
A lot of the people pearl-clutching at any depiction of "traditional" heterosexual sex will *absolutely* be gunning for the removal of anything remotely kinkier (and no, I don't mean illegal).
And that's before we get to the knock-on effect this has on anyone who produces LGBT romance media. We've chatted about that a few times on @theayesphere when it comes to anything LGBT related getting censored by default by bad people in positions of power or algorithms designed by bad people.
The tweet above is probably the more tame type of purity culture post - but it's been seen by 2 million people, and purity culture tends to lead down a path to lack of sex education and sexual shame.
These folk are grown adults, and they should know how to skip a scene in a film or tv show.
Also if you’re watching a film with your parents and a sex scene comes up, it can totally feel a bit awkward. Here’s a good way around that:
“Mind when you did that to make me?”
Problem solved.
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
LAND SHARK!
LAND SHARK!
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?!?!
I will give him a kiss on the top of his little head
Anonymous asked:
environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.
teshuvahdyke answered:
I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.
Top ten moments on this site
from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier
you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur
wheat is definitely bigoted against people with celiac, but I would not call that racism, no
the idea that the wheat is doing that on purpose
Peanuts are acting out of ignorance, but wheat knows what it’s doing.
Peanuts are acting
out of ignorance, but wheat
knows what it’s doing.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I feel like if a vampire feeds on you without killing you, they should give you a lil cookie and cup of juice afterwards, like the blood donation center does.
All the Robins are going around sharing their feelings and it’s Jason’s turn and they’re all LOOKING AT HIM and this asshole just says, “I can feel you all about to lose your shit if I lose my shit” and then proceeds to lose his shit exactly like they were expecting, I am choosing to believe he did it on purpose and was genuinely losing his shit at the same, because that’s my Jason and I have been laughing about it for the last five minutes.